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thekingdomofben:

thekingdomofben:

A girl just told me that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider and I had no come back. I just got owned by an 8 year old

She followed this up with ‘girls go to college to get more knowledge’ so this kid is clearly all about smashing the patriarchy through rhyme and I respect that

collegecutiepie:

sideshowknob:

SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)

and they were all out celebrating

and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them

and he…went with them

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How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe

likeatragedynoww:

likeatragedynoww:

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

easter and oh look at that

we’re all still here

generalbriefing:

Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here

spoons-o-e:

cheesyfiestafuck:

hungry girl in background ruining hipster picture

Actually, I think she’s actually making it 130% better.

spoons-o-e:

cheesyfiestafuck:

hungry girl in background ruining hipster picture

Actually, I think she’s actually making it 130% better.

laughhard:

My dad kept a newspaper from 1973. This is the first ad in the personals.

laughhard:

My dad kept a newspaper from 1973. This is the first ad in the personals.

radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

omg-pictures:

Robert Downey Jr. Just posted thishttp://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

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laughhard:

My hungry Dad just learned that when your devout wife makes this for Good Friday dinner DO NOT say “He Pied For Our Dins”

laughhard:

My hungry Dad just learned that when your devout wife makes this for Good Friday dinner DO NOT say “He Pied For Our Dins”